Everything is a weapon. It can become a sword. A gun. An electric force field. A special vapor shield that protects from bad guys. Everyday items morph into weapons before our eyes, alongside the plastic and styrofoam versions. In our home, we are constantly looking for tape or the swiffer--because we have either hid them-or they are out of sight and out of reach. If the boy with super powers finds them, they become weapons of destruction to fend off evil-doers. Unfortunately, family members and innocent bystanders also pay the price, so we keep them under tight lock and key. Don't look too closely at our baseboards or steps...they haven't been vacuummed in a long time--because we can't find the damn attachment.
Sword or Flame Thrower. Also used for ninja training.
Prison Tape or Rope. Used to tie up thieves.
Forcefield or used for electric shock. Or as a method for tripping
Spitting.Lashing. Or used as a horn or a kazoo.
Of course, rocks and sticks are also weapons and those are found in pockets, coats, and shoes. He is supposed to keep his treasures outside, but some make it in without notice. Belts, ties, and scarves are also up for grabs-but he likes to use those strictly for their intended purpose--as an accessory. However, it is usually an accessory for a plastic gun, a pirate outfit, or for handcuffing criminals. That tape measure will scare anyone into submission.
Girl Scout Flunky
Teacher by trade. Mom. Wife. Flunked Girl Scouts.